The Kingdom of Oisterwijk NLD is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.917 billion Oisterwijk NLDians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oisterwijk NLDian economy, worth 375 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,820 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oisterwijk NLD's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oisterwijk NLD is ranked 235,383^rd in the world and 420^th in Aerospace for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.8 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.